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Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Almost two years ago I wrote here with the thought of being funny. And then things sort of ended and I went to just devotional writing, which will still be my focus. However, I decided to blog on about goofiness today.....So I have officially become the definition of a sad, sad man. My dinner last night consisted of catfish. Well that wasn't so bad. I mean I bought some from the deli and though, hey I will add vegetables and this will seem like a real meal..then I finished the catfish right away upon arriving home. That was ok, still time to nuke vegetables...until my eye caught sight of another new purchase: chocolate lucky charms. Yeah you know where this is heading...the rest of dinner consisted of a bowl and a half of chocolate lucky charms. I would be ashamed by somehow it just seemed right. I mean regular lucky charms usually involves great little marshmallow type things with pieces of cardboard. But now....now we have chocolafied the cardboard pieces and added even more marshmallow type things. Genius. Oh I still go to the effort to segregate the marshmallows. I mean the spoon rumbles through the cereal separating the good stuff from the ok stuff until there are only the marshmallows left. Now why don't they wizen up like the people who make crunch berries did, and make a bowl of just the marshmallow stuff? Now that would have been a meal....catfish and marshmallows. My stomach just turned upside when I read that aloud. I am serious. I don't even think the rest of my digestive system will listen to me for the rest of my natural life because of this. But I am telling you, that it just made sense last night. Of course now I realize that there is a chance this could lead to moving to a shack in Montana where I raise wolves and we all take turns terrorizing tourists....well I guess working in public school has sort of prepared me for the eventuality anyway. I don't know if this is an outcropping of being single or an outcropping of being pressed for time, or an outcropping of just plain digestive stupidity. Eh I don't really care, bring on the wolves! Speaking of wolves, you will be pleased to know that according to my friend Jason Williams, wolves have never ever attacked people. Yeah this pearl of wisdom came to him from MTV. Now please don't misunderstand, MTV is the lamest source of wisdom on the planet. But even in their mixed up " we don't really play music even though it's in our name--and all of our reality shows are lamer than watching paint dry" programming I don't understand what MTV would be doing showing wolves dancing...not to be confused with dances with wolves you understand. So my conclusion is that Jason has made the whole thing up in his dream like world and convinced himself it's ok. Sort of like eating catfish and chocolate lucky charms. |
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